Are you there, Vodka?

This blog is dedicated to the classiest drunk and sharpest tongue around. Chelsea Handler truly is the queen of late-night comedy.
It’s not lost on me that the people I respect the most are the people who want to hang out with me the least.
Uganda Be Kidding Me, Chelsea Handler. (via protuberant)

fuckyeahjenkirkman:

It’s comedy writing time at Chelsea Lately. 

I consider myself to be quite independent, but only independent in the way that I am always able to find someone else to do something for me.
Chelsea Handler, Uganda be Kidding Me (via cblgblog)

addictedtotheholytrinity:

Chelsea Handler, everyone.