Are you there, Vodka? SEMI-HIATUS

This blog is dedicated to the classiest drunk and sharpest tongue around. Chelsea Handler truly is the queen of late-night comedy.

fuckyeahjenkirkman:

I would not want to run into this girl gang in the hall.

Okay, actually I would. 

uzoadubaeyes:

Hear Uzo Aduba and Natasha Lyonne describe the abandoned children’s ward where “Orange Is the New Black” films. That sounds really weird!

"I like to smoke pot, especially before I go to the airport, cause I get nervous on the airplane." (x)

meganfox86:

Megan on Chelsea Lately recording today. Not sure of air date

*Update* Still not sure of the Air date

pic via souljakid13 on Instagram

I don’t regret anything. You always look back and laugh, and look forward and laugh more.
Chelsea Handler on Watch What Happens Live S9E37 (via liftoffs)