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This blog is dedicated to the classiest drunk and sharpest tongue around. Chelsea Handler truly is the queen of late-night comedy.
I’m not the best at anything, but I’m in the game. And I’ve always been in the game and that’s more important. I’m not trying to be #1.
Chelsea Handler (via quotetherapy)


Ellen took the Buzzfeed quiz, “Which Queen of Comedy are you?” and didn’t get herself as a result.


"I think girls have the hots for you. I think that’s what’s going on."


Theo James Promotes Divergent on Chelsea Lately


Awk. Ward. Shaun on Chelsea Lately, 3/20/14


1/14/14 Round Table with Leah Remini, Mary McCormack and Whitney Cummings. Requested by themichellemadden

Aaaahhhh! Thank you, everyone!!!! I can’t fucking believe my life. Thank you