Are you there, Vodka? SEMI-HIATUS

This blog is dedicated to the classiest drunk and sharpest tongue around. Chelsea Handler truly is the queen of late-night comedy.

Chelsea’s confronted by Ellen while she takes her final studio shower

Asker Anonymous Asks:
do you follow sarah colonnas private instagram?
onetoughcoslopus onetoughcoslopus Said:

No, I don’t have instagram


Can you imagine the fucking party that is most likely about to happen? I imagine nothing but madness and I want to be a part of it.

Chelsea Handler, on leaving E!


This is my favorite moment on Chelsea Lately in its entire seven year run. I am really going to miss this show. 


Just hangin with two of my closest friends in the world @GwenStefani and @GerardButler backstage at #chelseafinale. They came here to support me. Thanks guys.


Friends. #chelseafinale