Are you there, Vodka? SEMI-HIATUS

This blog is dedicated to the classiest drunk and sharpest tongue around. Chelsea Handler truly is the queen of late-night comedy.
  • Dr. Drew: Have you ever considered anger management? I mean you--
  • Chelsea: No, I haven't!
  • Dr. Drew: Because it seems like you have a great deal of rage.
  • Chelsea: I do! I'm angry! I'm rageful! I'm mad, okay, because I have to come to work with all these morons and listen to this nonsense everyday. You get to work with sane people like Tom Sizemore and Jeff Conaway. I don't! I have to work with this dipsy-doodle. And that one who just wants to eat all day long. And then that face. Okay, I am mad. I'm mad about the way my life turned out, okay? I'd rather have diarrhea than sit here and listen to this.
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