Chelsea Handler: One Tough Coslopus

This blog is dedicated to the classiest drunk, sharpest tongue and tightest hot pocket around. Chelsea Handler truly is the queen of late-night comedy.

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We may do a full hour for the actual thousandth episode. [About a month from now.] We are deciding about that. We can test it and see about an hour-long show later on, down the road. It’s a discussion.

— Chelsea Handler on whether the move to a new studio means extending the length of the show.

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I hate when people lie and they’re like ‘No I don’t do that!’
Just say what you do, and stand behind what you do….unless it’s really, really bad.

— Chelsea Handler

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I keep talking about [Florida] because you keep doing things! If you want me to stop talking about it, stop doing it you dummies!

— Chelsea Handler on twitter followers who keep telling her to leave Florida alone.

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We may do a full hour for the actual thousandth episode. [About a month from now.] We are deciding about that. We can test it and see about an hour-long show later on, down the road. It’s a discussion.

I hate when people lie and they’re like ‘No I don’t do that!’ Just say what you do, and stand behind what you do….unless it’s really, really bad.

I keep talking about [Florida] because you keep doing things! If you want me to stop talking about it, stop doing it you dummies!

I hate when people lie and they’re like ‘No I don’t do that!’
Just say what you do, and stand behind what you do….unless it’s really, really bad.